Ralph Echtinaw for St. Louis Mayor

Ten years ago I was  a paying member of eHarmony and matched with a 51-year-old Colorado woman who wrote the angriest profile I have ever seen. (Spelling and grammar errors are hers.) Here's how she answered the what are you passionate about question in her profile:   “I'm screening for sincerity. You are not sincere if you're out to random meet. If you ask me to meet you, you will be blocked. I am not here to 'find dates/meets'. My selection process is here on Eharmony, not on a meet or date. I don't meet. And I want nothing to do with the people who are. Also I do not tolerate being insulted so if you don't like my decesion as a single woman, I suggest you deal with it. Quick reminder for men that have been in a bad relationship who try to argue when they want something done there way. Don't try that on me. So if you don't like my HIGH MORALITY you have no say on it.” Here's what she entered in the most important thing I'm looking for in a

  I’d like to introduce myself as a candidate for mayor of St. Louis. I’m 64 years old (in August anyway) and have been a St. Louis resident since 2011. I earn my living with a one-man window cleaning business called I Feel Your Pane and am editor and publisher of an online newspaper called the St. Louis Sentinel . Window cleaning takes less than 10 hours a week, on average, so I should have plenty of time left over to dedicate to the city. My newspaper work in St. Louis (since 2017) has left me fairly knowledgeable about city government, so I can hit the ground running, if elected. In my opinion, city government is already close to being a well-oiled machine, and major reform is unnecessary. As a newspaperman whose bylines go back to 1987 I’ve covered many township boards, school boards, county commissions and city councils. And St. Louis government is among the least controversial and best run that I’ve seen. I’d like to see the city continue to replace old sewer and water lines and